The Chip That Goes Crunch

Rule
To eat Doritos in the office:

1. Only use two fingers to pull out the next ONE--no need to reach in your whole hand unless it's absolutely necessary--this will draw undue attention right away.

2. Don't scrape your teeth on the way in--that means you're eating too fast.

3. Make sure your mouth is closed completely.

4. Look around.

5. Pause.

6. The first couple bites should be slow and methodical.

7. Slowly accelerate chewing.

8. Repeat.

Example
Troy - "You're eating those chips too loud."